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If a man stands in the middle of a forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Guys are like lollipops the sweet ones are always taken and the rest are sour.
Guys are like roller coasters....they either make you sick to your stomach or give you the time time of your life!
Don't think of it as losing, think of it as getting beat by a girl.
Men are not pigs... pigs are cute, considerate, and caring.
First God created man...THEN HE HAD A BETTER IDEA!!
Woman Drivers - No Survivors - If You Don't Like The Way They Drive Get Off The Sidewalk!
Ignoring girls is not the answer.
Girls are great, guys don't deserve us.
Boys are like taxi's whenever you need them they're not there, whenever you don't they're everywhere!!!!!
Guys: If they do something right, they never do it again. If they have to do something again, they never do it right.
TGIF: Thank God I'm Female
Boys are bad; throw rocks at them all.
Boys are cute; every girl should own one.
Boys are cute* *please note, this may not apply to you.
Women are stupider than men, because we date them.
Boys are great; every girl team needs a waterboy!
I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.
Don't be a guy, The world is full of guys.Be a MAN.
Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks.
God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
Guys are like slinkies its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
Star light...Star Bright...where the hell is Mr. Right?
Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
It's a girls world, guys just live in it!
What's the difference between girl's soccer, and boy's soccer? OH YA! Girl's make it look better!!